Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-6654875-20150401201705/@comment-24199126-20150402005124

A lot of possible reactions:

1) They realize it's April Fool's Day, and the joke falls flat.

2) They'll read the comments and realize it was a joke, so the joke falls flat.

3) They never make it past the first post and miss the bit about April Fool's, resulting in a nervous breakdown.