In my story i pretend Anna and Kristoff had a child and Hans killed him 1 day after he was born. I also pretend TV and video cameras and cars were invented earlier and i also pretend Hans has children
Hans is in the castle of the southern islands watching the news on TV with his wife
News reporter (on TV): good evening. The attempts to discover who killed the son of queen Anna of arendelle and Kristoff bjorgman, who was supposed to be the next-in-line to the throne, have been fruitless
News reporter (on TV): …until some moments ago!
News reporter (on TV): today the police found a secret video camera in the bedroom of queen Anna's son
A police officer appears on TV with a video cassette in his hand
Hans: i don't know why would somebody put a video camera in a bedroom
A video with 2 AM at the time appears on TV and it shows Hans entering the bedroom through the window, Hans walks to the baby crib and he shoots at Anna's son with a silenced gun
Hans' wife: Hans! It was you! You killed queen Anna's 1-day-old son!
Hans: i know. I just wanted to get revenge on her for ruining my attempt to save arendelle 4 years ago
News reporter (on TV): just a reminder the station doesn't endorse vigilante justice. Unless the queen allows it
Anna appears on TV
Anna (on TV): i allow vigilante justice to every person in this kingdom. And Hans i have 6 words for you: you'll die for killing my son!
A picture of Hans appears on TV with the phrase "get him" buzzing under it
Hans' wife: You killed a baby Hans! I swear I'll divorce you and you won't see your children ever again!
Hans: don't worry nobody watches this stupid show. [He sees an orange light in the window] what's that ominous glow in the distance?
An angry mob with torches with literally every character from the 2 Frozen movies (except the duke of weaselton and his bodyguards) walks to the castle of the southern islands to kill Hans
Mob: kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
Hans sees the mob and realizes they're walking in the wrong way
Hans: Honey look! Those idiots don't even know where we live!
The mob stops walking, turns around and continues walking
Mob: kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
Hans: damn it!
Mob: we want Hans! We want Hans!
Hans' children enter the room
Hans' daughter: killer! You killer!
Hans: did you watch the news!
Hans' wife: Honey we have bigger problems
Hans' daughter: but I'm so angry!
Hans' wife: you're a woman you can hold into it forever
Hans' daughter: ok
Hans' wife: Hans you have to go out there, face that mob and apologize for what you did
Hans: i would but I'm afraid if i open the door they'll take our children!
Anna: no we won't! We just want Hans!
Hans: well maybe not you but they'll kill my parents and my brothers!
Hans' parents and brothers: we're part of the mob!
The spirits of the forest and Elsa break into the castle of the southern islands and they see a guard trying to stop them
Elsa: Bruni! Take out the guard! I'll wait outside!
Bruni turns into fire and kills the guard, Hans nails wood planks in the door of the bedroom so the mob can't enter and the mob makes holes in the door with their hands
Hans: stay back! I got a chainsaw! [He imitates chainsaw noises and the mob sees him through the holes they made] Uh-oh!
The mob tries to attack Hans, the duke of weaselton puts a wood plank on his window and Hans' and the duke's bodyguards walk in it
Duke of weaselton: Hans! Climb across! Hurry!
Hans: but if they see you trying to help us they'll kill you!
Duke of weaselton: they'll actually kill me if i only help you escape. Now hurry!
Hans, his family and the bodyguards of the duke of weaselton walk in the wood plank and archers (along with Elsa using an ice bow she made with her powers) point their bows to try to shoot Hans and the bodyguards of the duke of weaselton and trying not to shoot Hans' family
Elsa: I'm using an ice arrow so i know who i kill!
Bruni turns into fire and destroys the wood plank so the archers won't shoot Hans' family by accident, Hans, his family and the bodyguards of the duke of weaselton fall into the ground and they survive the fall
The mob starts to pursue Hans and his family, the archers kill the bodyguards of the duke of weaselton while they're escaping and Hans and his family get into their car
Hans: let's get the hell out of here now! [He starts the engines] we lost them! Woohoo!
The mob carries the mob to the backyard of the castle where all the characters who appear in all the 2 Frozen movies prepare to crucify Hans with an ice cross Elsa made with her powers, Elsa takes Hans out of the car making an ice slide with her powers to bring him directly to the cross
Elsa: there he is! Let's avenge my nephew's death!
Elsa gives ice hammers she made with her powers to Anna and Kristoff and also gives them ice nails
Anna: i should've done that 4 years ago!
Anna nails Hans' right hand
Kristoff: as she said!
Kristoff nails Hans' left hand
Elsa: everybody of us should've done that 4 years ago!
Elsa nails Hans' feet and the mob puts the ice cross standing
Hans: You know the word "apology" is tossed around a lot these days but when it comes from your heart…
Elsa: shut up! [She throws a snowball she froze with her powers at Hans' face] it's too late to apologize!
The ice cross somehow melts and King ruenard reveals he melt it with a torch
Anna: grandpa ruenard?! But you died 35 years ago!
King ruenard: i survived! And now i have portal powers!
King ruenard makes a portal and jumps into it
Hans: so long losers! [He jumps into the portal as it startes to close, shows his middle fingers in both hands and realizes he didn't escape] Uh-oh!
Hans starts to go down with his hands
Kristoff: The top of his head is still showing! Claw at it!
The mob claws Hans' head and Elsa shoots an ice arrow with her ice bow at Hans' head
Elsa: Hahaha! I hit him!
Hans disappears in the portal, general Mattias' men shoot at the portal with their guns, the portal becomes bigger and the castle of the southern islands gets destroyed
Anna: well they're britain's problem now if they went there
The mob sadly starts to leave