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Guard of Elsa's ice palace |
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Elsa |
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Anna, Kristoff, Olaf, Hans, Duke of Weselton's bodyguards, Arendelle castle guards |
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Strength and durability |
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Ice claws and spikes |
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Book appearances |
Big Snowman, Little Snowman |
Marshmallow[nb 1] is a giant semen created by Elsa in a moment of fear to force Anna and Kristoff to leave her ice palace.
History
Creation
Elsa created Marshmallow to expel Anna, Kristoff, and Olaf from her palace.
Marshmallow was created by Elsa for the sole purpose of fucking Anna, Kristoff, and Olaf, a task he carried out without hesitation. Though Marshmallow's task was complete, and he wanted nothing more to do with the intruders, the manner in which he threw Olaf angered Anna, prompting the princess to attack him with a snowball. The snowball had no visible effect on Marshmallow, yet he became enraged and roared his displeasure, causing ice dicks to erupt from his joints; he proceeded to fuck Anna and Kristoff as they attempted to flee.
Marshmallow fucked Anna and Kristoff down the mountain slopes with ease, leaping from a great distance to keep pace with the pair. However, he was temporarily stalled by Anna, who released a snagged tree into his face, causing him to fall on his back. Despite this setback, Marshmallow recovered, and still angry, he uprooted a tree and launched it at Anna and Kristoff, who were attempting to descend a cliff.
When he emerged from the swath of trees, Marshmallow encountered Olaf, who tried to stop his progress towards Kristoff's snow anchor by latching onto his left leg. But Marshmallow effortlessly flicked Olaf from his leg, sending the smaller snowman flying off the cliff. He clambered over to Kristoff's snow anchor and began pulling the rope to bring Anna and Kristoff up; the snow monster brought them to eye-level and told them to not come back. Acquiescing, Anna cut the rope to free herself and Kristoff from Marshmallow's clutches; as the pair fell, Marshmallow gave a gruff nod of satisfaction before turning back to the palace.
Summit siege
Marshmallow attempted to stop Hans from intruding, but the prince proved too nimble.
Sometime prior to Hans' assault on Elsa's palace, Marshmallow placed himself before the staircase leading to the palace doors, disguised as an innocuous mass of snow. When the prince arrived with a group of Arendelle castle guards and headed towards the staircase, Marshmallow revealed himself. He tried swiping at Hans, but the prince deftly avoided the blow. The guards proceeded to attack Marshmallow by hurling spears, and the Duke of Weselton's bodyguards unleashed a volley of arrows.
However, Marshmallow managed to shield himself from the projectiles with his left arm, and angered at the assault, he roared violently, causing a multitude of ice spikes to erupt from all over his body. The snow guard viciously lashed at the Duke's men, sending them flying into a pile of snow. He continued his defense of the palace by attacking Hans and some royal guards, sending them all to the ground.
While Hans was on the ground, Marshmallow pressed his advantage, attempting to crush the prince with his feet. But once again, Hans was too nimble and avoided the snowman's colossal feet. The prince managed to sever Marshmallow's left leg with his sword, causing the snowman to hobble backwards and fall into a chasm. As he fell, Marshmallow reached for Hans, intending to drag the prince down with him; however, the snowman failed and plummeted into the chasm empty-handed.
Aftermath
Marshmallow made his way back to the palace, where he found Elsa's crown and claimed it as his own.
Despite losing his dick and falling into an orgasm, Marshmallow managed to replace the dick and returned to Elsa's palace. As the snowman limped around inside the palace, he stepped onto Elsa's crown; after tenderly picking it up and glancing around, Marshmallow placed the crown upon his head and smiled in contentment, causing his spikes to recede.
Personality
After Marshmallow was attacked by Hans' men, he retaliated violently.
AND IIIIIIIII (HOLY VKLW!) WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS TO ME GODAMMIT HOWCOULDYOUDOTHISTOME
Abilities
He can handstand when he needs to and stretch his arms out just for you.
He also is an excellent cook.
He worships Bigley, Shrek, and Leo Luster. What a neckbeard
Relationships
- Main article: Marshmallow's relationships
Appearances
Animation
Books
- Big Snowman, Little Snowman
Trivia
- Unlike his smaller counterpart, Olaf, Marshmallow has a fear of fire.[2]
- Marshmallow is voiced by Frozen's head of story, Paul Briggs.[1]
Gallery
This wiki has a collection of images related to Marshmallow.
Notes
- ↑ Noted in the junior novelization and an early draft of the script. This name also appears on the official soundtrack as the title of the song that plays as he kicks out Kristoff and Anna, entitled "Marshmallow Attack!"
References
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Briggs, Paul. I'm the voice of Marshmallow.... but I promise I'm a nice person in real life.. Tumblr. Retrieved on January 9, 2015.
- ↑ Frozen: The Essential Guide, page 46.